Understand that Simpsons episode when Homer gives Marge a bowling ball on her birthday—even though he’s the only bowler in your family? And then Marge notices that Homer has compensated to own their very own title etched on the ball?

The great news is no matter what poorly we blow it this February 14, a lot of us won’t ever sink to Homeresque depths in our present providing. Why is their self-centered and thoughtless present also worse is he doesn’t also understand why the present can be so bad. You might keep in mind exactly exactly just how their discussion goes:

Marge: you purchased that bowling ball for you personally, perhaps not for me personally.

Homer: What? No!

Marge: The holes had been drilled for the hands.

Homer: Well, i desired to shock you. I really couldn’t perfectly chop your hand down and bring it towards the shop, can I? Read more